Hypothesis: "The Population Of Britain and the Workload Of Niki Savage are intrinsically linked."
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Niki Savage in "I control Britain's population" shocker!
The renowned Niki Savage today cruelly mocked Home Secretary John Reid, claiming that he'd no idea how many illegal immigrants were living in Britain, and that it didn't matter.
Savage stunned the nation by claiming to have ACTUAL statistical evidence that, indeed, it was SHE who dictated the population of Britain, regardless of immigration laws, an ageing populous, or sales of Morning After pills.
Later, a clearly flustered Reid hit back at Miss Savage, claiming "Juzz becoz yoore fet lassee, that dos ne mean yoore reet, okee?"
More on this later...