An Easter Card For Lovely Niki..."Famous Easter Eggs I Have Known"...Being a veritable basket of eggs, and egg-related items... | ||
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Grant Mitchell: Egg-shaped, and has a hard exterior with a soft, runny centre; The very definition of an egg. "Sharrrrrrrrrrrron!" |
Phil Mitchell: "Oi mate, U LOOKIN' AT MY EGGS?!?!" Brother of Grant, son of Peggy, and an alcoholic. |
Rafaegg Bentitegg: Manager of Liverpool FC & a famous Spanish Egg. |
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Duncan Goodhew: Really REALLY egg-like. |
Matt Lucas: A good egg. |
Gregg Rusedski: He's about to obliterate an egg. |
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Steggosaurus: Not only has 'egg' in it's name but, bizarrely, came out of an egg! |
Pierre Luigi Colina: "I come from the Planet Egggggg..." Otherworldly. |
Humpty Dumpty: According to the song, Humpty won't be looking so smug in a minute or two… |
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Leggs: Impractical. |
Easter Egg: That must've taken ages. |
These new-fangled ring-pull eggs may be easier to open, but I cut myself on the last one. Also, the yoke couldn't fit through the hole. Rubbish. |
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Smarties: Not Easter eggs. Sure as eggs is eggs. |
Phillip: An egg. |
All The King's Horses: After enlisting the help of All The King's Men, famously tried in vain to reconstruct one of history's most venerable eggs. (See Humpty Dumpty) |
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Britney Spears: Doesn't look like an egg, but sure as hell sounds like one when she "sings". |
You can't make an omelette... |
...Without breaking a few EGZZZZ. |
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Apparently, this is an egg PLANT! That's how eggs are really made; the rest is just a conspiracy to make us buy more chickens. |
Ok, so eggs are made by plants... AND THEN HUMANS HATCH OUT OF THE EGGS! People, we've all been seriously lied to... |
Sven Goran Eggheadsson: There's no point checking, your head's still shaped like an egg. |
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Dear Niki, |
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